Best Jokes of all time "apparently"

1. Come to the dark side... We have cookies

2. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? ... With a babies penis

3. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?... Because there's 20 of them

4. What do you call a fish with not eyes?... A fsh

5.  What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? ...They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.